Shipping

We ship using USPS and UPS (whichever tends to be more advantageous for cost, location, and function—strikes happen, y'all). Either way, domestic shipping is on us (yes, FREE).

International customers will pay a small $15 fee to help your package cross the border (or the ocean). We are not responsible for any taxes or duties you may incur.

Please allow up to 5 days for your item to ship. We will try our best to get them out sooner, but this is a one-man operation (with occasional assistance from that one man's husband).